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HIPPLE CRIPPLER-THC Beverage

$5.00Price
This is our own proprietary beverage only available in store at Microgrown Market 809 Bethel Ave., Upper Chichester, Pa 19014
Available at microgrownfireflower.com   &   hipplecrippler.com
Want to have a taste first ??? Stop in for a free sample or order a Hippie Nip.
 
Introducing the HIPPIE CRIPPLER THC Beverage, a delightful 50mg THC-infused drink that is sure to tantalize your taste buds. This refreshing beverage is expertly flavored with a mouthwatering combination of passion fruit, orange, and guava (P.O.G.), creating a deliciously tropical flavor profile. Additionally, it boasts 13% apple juice and a hint of non-alcoholic spiced rum, making it a unique and flavorful option for those looking for a new way to enjoy their THC. This beverage perfectly combines the benefits of THC with a delicious and refreshing beverage, making it the perfect addition to your cannabis experience. Whether you're looking to relax or simply enjoy a tasty non-alcoholic drink with friends that won't ruin your liver, the HIPPIE CRIPPLER THC Beverage is an excellent choice.
 
That's all true but here's some basic facts about a HIPPIE CRIPPLER
  • IT DOES IN FACT TASTE GOOD....we felt so many drink on the market tasted lousy and you had to trade taste for effect. You get both with a HIPPIE
  • SWEETENED WITH WHITE CANE SUGAR & APPLE JUICE.... though people drink diet Coke, artificial sweeteners leave a nasty after taste and are not necessarily good for you. We choose full flavor with real sugar over an imitation sweetener.
  • NO FUNNY OR WEEDY TASTE...you can not taste the water soluble Delta 9THC in the beverage.
  • POTENT FOR SURE...OR NOT......we were aware that some may find 50mg of THC more than they want to consume in one sitting, so we have a unique can top that is closeable...... you can just sip a little now and stick the rest in the fridge for next time.
  • NO ARTIFICIAL or ADDED COLOR OR FLAVORS....a HIPPIE is very slightly "cloudy" which is the suspended water soluble THC.
  • LIGHTY CARBONATED
  • ZERO ALCOHOL....no chance of a hangover, no over drinking and throwing up, no alcohol smell, no damage to your liver, and does not contribute to cancer risks as alcohol may. Excellent alternative to a recovering alcoholic, no physical addiction is possible, no human has ever died from THC exclusively in human history, fatal overdose is biologically impossible.
  • YOU MAY STILL BE IMPAIRED.....all the benefits of ditching alcohol are true, but after consuming as little as a few sips, someone new to THC-infused beverages may be impaired!!!! The effects should be treated like alcohol....PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE AFTER CONSUMING EVEN A PORTION OF A HIPPIE. Very generally speaking, the euphoic effects of THC-infused beverages does NOT last as long as other means of consumption. The effects can last 2-4 hours, whereas edibles can be 6-8 or more hours.
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  • MADE LOCALLY...craft "brewed" only for us in Hatfield, Montgomery Co. Pennsylvania.
  • 50 mg THC P.O.G. Beverage now available
  • A P.O.G. is a blend of passion fruit, orange and guava as seen a Disney World....however we add in 13 % apple juice and a hint of rum flavor....for a  sophisticated taste.
  • Brand New ....Our RESEALABLE Can....allows for exact doing....have a little now and save some for later......OR you can always just pound the whole thing too...just sayin'.
  • Sweetened with cane sugar and apple juice
  • No artificial sweeteners or flavors
  • No alcohol
  • Contains 13% Apple juice and an unique mild spiced rum flavor...similar to Captain Morgan
  • 12oz. can
  • 116 calories
 
STOP IN FOR A FREE SAMPLE - We serve small 1/2 oz. sample upon request directly from the tap.
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